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There’s never been more talent on a golf course, and never less reason to care.

It’s not that today’s PGA Tour players aren’t good. They’re freaks. They bomb drives 340 with no effort, roll 15-foot putts like they’re dropping quarters into a vending machine, and dress like they just stepped out of a minimalist tech startup. But somehow, the more polished they get, the less relatable they become.

Once upon a time, golf had guys you wanted to be, not just watch.

Tiger wasn’t just dominant. He was a damn superhero. The red shirt, the icy stare, the miracle shots that felt like Hollywood rewrites. Phil was the antihero, a little wild off the tee, cocky, grinning like he had a cheat code. Even the second-tier guys had flavor: Daly ripping heaters mid-round, Sergio throwing tantrums, Vijay giving off strong “golfing hitman” vibes.

Now? Everyone’s clean-cut, media-trained, and brand-aligned. Their Instagram grids are just luxury watch deals and swing slo-mos. It’s hard to get fired up about a guy whose biggest controversy is switching from Titleist to TaylorMade irons.

The LIV split didn’t help. It gutted the soul of the sport for a fat paycheck and threw fans into a custody battle between billionaire golf leagues. Suddenly, you couldn’t even follow the best players in the world on the same weekend. The casual fan? Left wondering what tour even matters anymore.

But even beyond the politics, there’s a charisma drought on the PGA Tour.

Take Scottie Scheffler. He’s the best player on the planet, plays with the focus of a monk, and moves the needle about as much as a Honda Accord in a car chase. No knock on his skill, he’s a machine, but charisma? Vibe? Edge? Nada. He’s golf’s Tim Duncan, if Tim Duncan never cracked a joke.

Rory still moves people, but even he’s now the face of the establishment, the do-gooder CEO of Golf, Inc. Spieth and JT are bros, but it’s starting to feel like watching college friends slowly turn into financial advisors. And when you do get someone with actual spice, hello Bryson, it’s often more sideshow than substance.

The PGA Tour has leaned so far into “elevated events” and pristine aesthetics that it forgot why people actually watch sports: drama, conflict, stories, personality.

Remember Tiger’s fist pump? Phil’s ridiculous bombs over trees? Hell, even watching Bubba Watson carve a 40-yard hook with a pink driver was electric. Now we get soft claps, polite interviews, and a leaderboard that might as well be a spreadsheet.

Golf’s always had a bit of a country club problem, but Tiger broke that wall. He made it feel like the everyman could belong, if you worked, if you practiced, if you had that killer instinct. Today’s players look like they came out of a Titleist catalog and talk like their agent is off-camera holding cue cards.

The game’s never been more athletic, but it’s also never been more vanilla. Golfers are training like Olympians and posting TikToks like accountants. They’ve traded character for consistency, swagger for stats, and storylines for swing speeds.

And the fans feel it.

The ratings dip when Tiger doesn’t play isn’t just because he’s famous. It’s because he made you feel something. He played golf like it was Game 7. You knew the stakes, even if you didn’t know the hole.

Now, the average weekend event is a drone shot of some resort course, a few names in the red, and a polite handshake on 18.

Golf doesn’t need another Tiger. That’s impossible. But it does need guys who pop off the screen. Guys with flaws. Guys who make you yell at the TV. Guys who feel like they’re playing for something bigger than a check.

We don’t need perfect. We need real.

Until then, a lot of fans, myself included, will keep loving the game, but we’ll be watching highlights, not tee times. Because the players may be better than ever, but they’ve never felt more out of reach.